Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) August 16, 2013
Hear me out. If Batman is canonically about 32 then he was born in 1986. And if his parents were killed leaving a movie theater when he was ten years old, then there is a very real possibility— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) January 14, 2019
that they were seeing Space Jam.
When you come out of your room and your roommate has people over pic.twitter.com/9Eyr4yHIcL— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) April 7, 2015
Every picture of the E.T. from the Universal Studios ride looks like he's destroying you in a rap battle pic.twitter.com/sk8MvLcTzk— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) October 20, 2016
Nice try "Marco Rubio" — or should I say...— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) April 13, 2015
[goes back in time]— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) December 4, 2017
Me: WOW! I can't believe I'm seeing a real dinosau--
Me: So you guys moo
Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet.— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) November 19, 2016
Your parents in 2016: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.
When I was a kid I found a pocket dictionary that defined 'bucket' as 'pail' and vice-versa and realized that no one's in charge of anything— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) March 21, 2013